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Worst-Named Sex Toys



There are a lot of "adult toys" out there. Legions and legions of them, all ready to provide varying degrees of stimulation to the genitalia of eager adults in search of satisfaction. All with varying...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 16, 2020



Ejaculo!



This summer, a very special robot goes on a journey to make friends and learn about what it means to be alive... or... activated... or whatever. A touching film for the whole family....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 08, 2017



The FleshChop™



Have you ever wanted to fuck something and chop vegetables at the same time? Now presenting the FleshChop™ - the world's most satisfying kitchen aid.

Chop, dice, and mince effortlessly while furi...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 11, 2016



Buttsex Hero!



Buttsex hero! No, it's not a video game with a funny controller, but instead is a big-budget Hollywood production about a simple country boy who moves to Los Angeles to live out his dream of being an ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 29, 2016



As long as it's grumpy



I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #34.
What do YOU brake for?

To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 27, 2015



HorseSex Sim



So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.

I played it for about five minutes before determining that
a) people need to stop m...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 21, 2014



Buttsex Island



From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 01, 2014



Sex Machine



Everyone needs education, and especially sex education. But, how do you provide that much-needed sex ed with only boring reference manuals and textbooks? It's not like you can get prostitutes on an ed...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 13, 2014



Sex Toy Contest



So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy.
This was my design.

I made it usable by both sexes, and with a ghost-themed design, to capture the fetish market.

If I win, then they'll make m...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 21, 2013



Pick up the phoooone!



I always wanted to put together a phone sex ad, just like all the other retarded phone sex ads out there, but instead of a "sexy girl" or a "hot stud," it'd be for a horse. I would loop some barnyard ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 05, 2013









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