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Pick up the phoooone!

I always wanted to put together a phone sex ad, just like all the other retarded phone sex ads out there, but instead of a "sexy girl" or a "hot stud," it'd be for a horse. I would loop some barnyard noises tape on the line and charge $2.99 a minute for "steamy equine action."

Think there are enough horse-humping freaks out there to make it worth my while?

Posted: Feb. 05, 2013

Tags: horse, sex, horse sex, bang

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