Quote of the moment:
If you can't beat 'em, re-tweet 'em.
I always wanted to put together a phone sex ad, just like all the other retarded phone sex ads out there, but instead of a "sexy girl" or a "hot stud," it'd be for a horse. I would loop some barnyard noises tape on the line and charge $2.99 a minute for "steamy equine action."
Think there are enough horse-humping freaks out there to make it worth my while?