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The FleshChop™



Have you ever wanted to fuck something and chop vegetables at the same time? Now presenting the FleshChop™ - the world's most satisfying kitchen aid.

Chop, dice, and mince effortlessly while furiously humping a tube! Call now and we'll throw in another FleshChop for absolutely free! That's right, TWO FleshChops for the low, low price of $49.95.

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Posted: Sep. 11, 2016



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