Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy.
This was my design.
I made it usable by both sexes, and with a ghost-themed design, to capture the fetish market.
If I win, then they'll make my product and sell it.
Update: I didn't win. Damn.
Tags: sex toy, ghost, contest, fake product