Quote of the moment:
Home of awful things you expect to only encounter in the bathrooms of 24-hour diners.
So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy.
This was my design.
I made it usable by both sexes, and with a ghost-themed design, to capture the fetish market.
If I win, then they'll make my product and sell it.
Update: I didn't win. Damn.