Quote of the moment:
Without being explicitly stated, the quote implies that when you pee long into an abyss, the abyss also pees into you.
From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper.
Alternate title: Things that go RUMP in the night.