Quote of the moment:
Do they have pimp cups for kids? Pimp sippy-cups?
Everyone needs education, and especially sex education. But, how do you provide that much-needed sex ed with only boring reference manuals and textbooks? It's not like you can get prostitutes on an education budget, so that's where Dr. Fuckbot's Sex Lesson Machine comes in.
Step-by-step, hands-on instruction for every student.
Truly the way of the future.