Quote of the moment:
These are like the X-Files, but with fewer UFOs, and more discussion of the government suppression of the Electric Pornograph.
Buttsex hero! No, it's not a video game with a funny controller, but instead is a big-budget Hollywood production about a simple country boy who moves to Los Angeles to live out his dream of being an adult film star. When he gets there, though, he ends up down on his luck, until he realizes that the only way in... is through the back door!