Quote of the moment:
She blinded me with science, but I broke her leg with ignorance.
Buttsex hero! No, it's not a video game with a funny controller, but instead is a big-budget Hollywood production about a simple country boy who moves to Los Angeles to live out his dream of being an adult film star. When he gets there, though, he ends up down on his luck, until he realizes that the only way in... is through the back door!