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Adult Cuisine



Anyone remember "Kid Cuisine?" Well, you've grown up, and so have they. No longer just corn nibblins and a dry brownie, new Adult Entrees™ provide the dubious meat and questionable vegetables the mo...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 03, 2021



Reality TV is BACK!



Coming this fall, to FOX television: what happens when you put 10 horny strangers on an island full of booze and drugs? Well, exactly what you'd expect, but this time, the catch is that one of them se...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 20, 2020



Juggalo Love



The plains of Africa has much to offer, with breathtaking scenery, the wildest animals, civil unrest, and... juggalo love?

Tune in this fall as two juggalos are sent on safari with the hopes of hit...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 18, 2018



What's in Judge Judy?



Ever wonder what's inside America's most popular small-claims TV judge? Well, I've put together a handy chart, so you can reference it when you're watching the world's most ridiculous neighbors bicker...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 18, 2018



American Bore Story



So, here's my experience with the show American Horror Story.


"Hey, man. You should check out American Horror Story."
"Oh, okay. I'll watch it."
"What did you think?"
"I watched a season. It w...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 06, 2017



Hungry Woman



For the woman on the go who wants to get something to eat. TV dinners join the 21st century with these bold new offerings....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 19, 2017



Huh, she what?



Writing is hard work, and television writing especially so. There's an intense brainstorming process involved for most everything we see. I managed to find some notes from an old writing session, wher...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 01, 2017



DogMAGIC!



You're tired, the kids are shrieking because they're hungry, and all you have are some odds and ends in the refrigerator. What's a working mom to do? Well, with new DogMAGIC™, you can serve fresh ho...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 19, 2017



Snoop in the Courtroom



The legal drama of the year premieres this summer on the Fox network. Snoop Dogg is the best lawyer in Compton, but he's constantly finding himself in contempt of court for his legal doggystyle. Watch...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 12, 2017



Ash vs. Oz



Yeah, everyone likes the "Evil Dead" universe, but what if the main character took a trip over the rainbow, and landed in the magically befuddling land of merry old Oz? We're off to kick the wizard's ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 15, 2016



Inspectah Deck Got a Show



Yeah, I know. I just did a rap-related thing yesterday. Don't care. This new show is going to be the ultimate in reality TV, and will change how we look at building code violations....(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 13, 2016



Man vs Coleslaw



Some people out there are saying that the golden age of TV gameshows is behind us, but I say it lies ahead of us. Would your pit your stomach and your wits against five gallons of 'slaw?...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 04, 2016



Tona Danza IS...



Sometimes a man finds himself cast off from the only world he's ever known. When that kind of thing happens, people generally tend to wander around and start beating ass to make things better.

This...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 01, 2016



Gay Divorce!



In light of the US Supreme Court's decision stating that individual states cannot disallow gay marriage, it looks like ABC gave the greenlight to a drama based on gay marriages, or, more specifically,...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 26, 2015



Reality TV is BACK!



This new show is an attempt at reviving the dying "dating reality show" genre, by upping the stakes and breaking new ground. Instead of putting up with finicky, spoiled humans, the selected bachelors ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 18, 2015



Lifetime originals



Lifetime original programming is known for tackling issues that hit home with its core demographic: women aged 20-50.

Does this fit in, or has it gone too far?

Time will tell....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 15, 2015



Nature fiiight!



Nature shows are boring. Even when they get great footage of animals fighting, it's all been done before. I propose new animal fights, still all nature, but with a few jazzy additions that make it 10x...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 12, 2015



Waffle House Bathroom TV



You know, I used to think I hated reality TV, but sometimes they formulate just the right concept to give everyone what they really want to see. What they want to see is humanity at its worst.

I re...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 04, 2015



Caveman TV



From the network that brought you "Orangutan Paternity Suit," and "America's Strongest Mormon," comes a riveting hour-long drama about an unfrozen caveman who is recruited into the Detroit Police.

...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 25, 2015



Help! My nanny is...



Now this, THIS is what I call revolutionary television programming. I'm gonna be riveted to my seat all season....(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 21, 2015



Ghost Circumstance



From the depths of the popular science-fiction network's reality show department, comes the tale of a team of bold, intrepid paranormal investigators who stopped giving a shit long, long ago.

Watch...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 14, 2014



Golden Girls 2014



Flash-forward. All of the Golden Girls have been eliminated, except for one. Enter a nightmare web of intrigue, sex, and lies that has become Rose's life.
Follow her quest to avenge the others while ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 14, 2014



SHAQ COP!



What happens when everybody's favorite Shaq joins the local police force? Why, it's a non-stop rollercoaster of thrills, chills, spills, and kills! Topped with those one-of-a-kind Shaq catch phrases t...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 05, 2014



Diagnosis: Hulkamania



Coming this fall, a downtown hospital has trouble with an overload of new patients, so they hire the only man who can get it all done: Dr. Terrence Hogan. Watch as he impresses patients and staff alik...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 12, 2014



John and Kate Plus Hate



From the bowels of TLC's strategy department, comes this touching reality show about a half-wited guy, and a woman with a haircut that looks like a botched circumcision, who have collectively decided ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 25, 2013



Ghost Hunters 2



So, I was pitching scripts to TV studios the other day, and I wanted to capitalize on the recent trend of "ghost hunting" shows, like "Ghost Hunters," "Ghost Adventure," "Ghost Mine," and "Ghost Blowj...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 12, 2013









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