Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
Anyone remember "Kid Cuisine?" Well, you've grown up, and so have they. No longer just corn nibblins and a dry brownie, new Adult Entrees™ provide the dubious meat and questionable vegetables the modern adult needs, along with a shot of real Kentucky cheer. Available wherever fine microwaved dinners are sold.