Quote of the moment:
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless you're in France. Then it gets... weird.
So, I was pitching scripts to TV studios the other day, and I wanted to capitalize on the recent trend of "ghost hunting" shows, like "Ghost Hunters," "Ghost Adventure," "Ghost Mine," and "Ghost Blowjob."
So I came up with the concept of a ghost prostitute hunting show, with the searchers all being gynecologists.
And since "H"s are expensive, we just shorten it to "Gost Gyno."
You'd watch, right?