Quote of the moment:
I'm a philosopher. That means I'm full of shit, like all the other philosophers.
Coming this fall, to FOX television: what happens when you put 10 horny strangers on an island full of booze and drugs? Well, exactly what you'd expect, but this time, the catch is that one of them secretly has a bad case of the AIDS, so no foolin' around. Oh, and there are angry gorillas there for some reason, too.