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Reality TV is BACK!

This new show is an attempt at reviving the dying "dating reality show" genre, by upping the stakes and breaking new ground. Instead of putting up with finicky, spoiled humans, the selected bachelors must attempt to mate with a 150 lb African tortoise.

Hilarity, passion, and awkward situations are sure to ensue. Should be some grade-A television.

Posted: Jun. 18, 2015

Tags: tv, tortoise, reality, sulcata

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