Quote of the moment:
These are like the X-Files, but with fewer UFOs, and more discussion of the government suppression of the Electric Pornograph.

This new show is an attempt at reviving the dying "dating reality show" genre, by upping the stakes and breaking new ground. Instead of putting up with finicky, spoiled humans, the selected bachelors must attempt to mate with a 150 lb African tortoise.
Hilarity, passion, and awkward situations are sure to ensue. Should be some grade-A television.