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So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy.
This was my design.

I made it usable by both sexes, and with a ghost-themed design, to capture the fetish market.

If I win, then they'll make m... (Click to see more)

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During World War II, the German minister of propaganda hatched a sinister plot to wreak havoc on the allies using a horde of ravenous, specially-bred rodents.

The project was top secret, and the ev... (Click to see more)

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So, I was challenged to make a Safe For Work version of a pornographic image.

I think I did alright. It conveys the point of the scene, while providing work-friendly coverings for all questionable ... (Click to see more)

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So, I was pitching scripts to TV studios the other day, and I wanted to capitalize on the recent trend of "ghost hunting" shows, like "Ghost Hunters," "Ghost Adventure," "Ghost Mine," and "Ghost Blowj... (Click to see more)

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A little girl wants nothing else but a caring fatherly figure around for the holidays. She thought she didn't care who, until Adolf Hitler showed up to spend some quality time.

Watch their initiall... (Click to see more)

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Let me tell you something about this elephant.
This fucking elephant right here, is a motherfucker.

This elephant lives in a zoo in the US state of Oregon. His fucking name is "Packy" (get it!) an... (Click to see more)

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Towards the end of his days, Jim Varney, who portrays the titular Ernest, made a lot of direct-to-video sequels.
This being the final one, before he died, and presumably did indeed go to some manner ... (Click to see more)

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So, I was in a phase of doing odd things with pop-culture figures, and so I decided to utilize all the worst from the fast-food industry. The Burger King was already creepy, so I guess he's just telli... (Click to see more)

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Another in a series of oddities featuring fast-food characters doing things that, while not entirely unexpected, aren't featured prominently in the commercials and media.... (Click to see more)

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Another in my series of fast-food character... things.
I call this the "Grimaceopod," because it just seems apt.

No, I don't know why. I don't think I owe you all any explanations, especially when... (Click to see more)