Quote of the moment:
Do they have pimp cups for kids? Pimp sippy-cups?
Let me tell you something about this elephant.
This fucking elephant right here, is a motherfucker.
This elephant lives in a zoo in the US state of Oregon. His fucking name is "Packy" (get it!) and he is the oldest elephant in the world.
He is also a total fucking cockbag, and that's why the International Society for Elephants have deemed him to be the world's WORST elephant. Of all the elephants out there, that says a lot.
Enjoy, you long-snouted ass-bastard.