Quote of the moment:
You actually have to have the facts before you can distort them to suit your narrative, dumbass.
During World War II, the German minister of propaganda hatched a sinister plot to wreak havoc on the allies using a horde of ravenous, specially-bred rodents.
The project was top secret, and the evidence is only coming to light over the last few years. This documentary blows the lid off of GOEBBEL'S GERBILS!