Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...

A little girl wants nothing else but a caring fatherly figure around for the holidays. She thought she didn't care who, until Adolf Hitler showed up to spend some quality time.
Watch their initially-adversarial relationship blossom into a true holiday story of togetherness, as they bond over tree-trimming, and the tenets of national socialism.
Straight to DVD this Christmas.