Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
A little girl wants nothing else but a caring fatherly figure around for the holidays. She thought she didn't care who, until Adolf Hitler showed up to spend some quality time.
Watch their initially-adversarial relationship blossom into a true holiday story of togetherness, as they bond over tree-trimming, and the tenets of national socialism.
Straight to DVD this Christmas.