Quote of the moment:
This site is like that movie "Timecop," except with a lot less Van Damme, and microscopically more sense-make.
In an effort to be topical, I've decided to create a memorial drink for young Mr. Trayvon Martin, who was shot in the sweatshirt while 'rasslin with a very committed neighborhood watch guy.
It's de... (Click to see more)
I don't exactly know why I made this, but I did.
Sour Snatch Kids. Name says it all, I suppose.... (Click to see more)
A while back I was doing a propaganda study, to see if I could crank out some top-deck shit people could use to pull the cards of idiots who post image macros with completely unsubstantiated "facts" o... (Click to see more)
So, Man or Astro-Man and Afroman decided to team up and release an album. Here's the preview of the album cover.... (Click to see more)
So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy.
This was my design.
I made it usable by both sexes, and with a ghost-themed design, to capture the fetish market.
If I win, then they'll make m... (Click to see more)
During World War II, the German minister of propaganda hatched a sinister plot to wreak havoc on the allies using a horde of ravenous, specially-bred rodents.
The project was top secret, and the ev... (Click to see more)
So, I was challenged to make a Safe For Work version of a pornographic image.
I think I did alright. It conveys the point of the scene, while providing work-friendly coverings for all questionable ... (Click to see more)
So, I was pitching scripts to TV studios the other day, and I wanted to capitalize on the recent trend of "ghost hunting" shows, like "Ghost Hunters," "Ghost Adventure," "Ghost Mine," and "Ghost Blowj... (Click to see more)
A little girl wants nothing else but a caring fatherly figure around for the holidays. She thought she didn't care who, until Adolf Hitler showed up to spend some quality time.
Watch their initiall... (Click to see more)
Let me tell you something about this elephant.
This fucking elephant right here, is a motherfucker.
This elephant lives in a zoo in the US state of Oregon. His fucking name is "Packy" (get it!) an... (Click to see more)