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Are your kids acting up? Do you need to show them the deal and lay down the law? Are you opposed to savage beatings, and think washing their mouths out with soap is too old-fashioned? Well, do I have ... (Click to see more)

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Action movies will never be the same, not after this thrill-a-minute rollercoaster ride featuring a man who is half Bob... and also half Robert. It has adventure, intrigue, romance, mystery, and like ... (Click to see more)

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New from Tim Burton, a story about a weird, morbid, eccentric guy, who is actually just misunderstood and quite likable. This guy has to win the hearts and minds of people who don;t trust him at first... (Click to see more)

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Well, Pokémon GO is all the rage these days. It's supposedly revolutionary because it gets people up and active, interacting with video game elements in reality. That's all well and good, but I'm not... (Click to see more)

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Yeah, I know. I just did a rap-related thing yesterday. Don't care. This new show is going to be the ultimate in reality TV, and will change how we look at building code violations.... (Click to see more)

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I drove by this billboard the other day, and something was odd about it. So, I took a picture, and then went home to do some detective work. The truth is out there, and I found it. I should try out fo... (Click to see more)

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Have you ever wanted to fuck something and chop vegetables at the same time? Now presenting the FleshChop™ - the world's most satisfying kitchen aid.

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Organic yogurt. It's nature's goodness in a creamy, spoonable format. Well, sometimes nature's goodness just... isn't so good. 2016 was a year for taking bold chances on new and inspiring yogurt flavo... (Click to see more)

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These colossal outdoor festivals. They're pretty crazy. Go out and hang with a bunch of people in the middle of nowhere for a week, and... well, I'm not sure what's supposed to happen, but it seems li... (Click to see more)

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Yeah, yeah. Crystal Pepsi's back on shelves, and that petition we all signed back in 2002 to bring back Surge apparently worked, but we seem to forget that these beverages went away for a reason. They... (Click to see more)