Quote of the moment:
Don't trust anyone who is capable of pounding straight maple syrup.
Are your kids acting up? Do you need to show them the deal and lay down the law? Are you opposed to savage beatings, and think washing their mouths out with soap is too old-fashioned? Well, do I have the solution for you! You can still punish them using their mouths, and keep them healthy at the same time, just grab a box of these!