Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...

Action movies will never be the same, not after this thrill-a-minute rollercoaster ride featuring a man who is half Bob... and also half Robert. It has adventure, intrigue, romance, mystery, and like 45 minutes of ass-sex. Coming soon to a theater near you.