Quote of the moment:
You actually have to have the facts before you can distort them to suit your narrative, dumbass.

Well, Pokémon GO is all the rage these days. It's supposedly revolutionary because it gets people up and active, interacting with video game elements in reality. That's all well and good, but I'm not impressed. What I want out of such a real-world interactive app is demonic violence, so wake me up when this is ready to go.