Quote of the moment:
I've got the hurgus, if you have the burgus.
Yeah, yeah. Crystal Pepsi's back on shelves, and that petition we all signed back in 2002 to bring back Surge apparently worked, but we seem to forget that these beverages went away for a reason. They sold poorly, and were taken off the market. They sold poorly because they were, for the most part, nasty.
I think I figured out their marketing strategy, though.