Quote of the moment:
Thanks to a spam email, I know how a kidney bean works.
Yeah, yeah. Crystal Pepsi's back on shelves, and that petition we all signed back in 2002 to bring back Surge apparently worked, but we seem to forget that these beverages went away for a reason. They sold poorly, and were taken off the market. They sold poorly because they were, for the most part, nasty.
I think I figured out their marketing strategy, though.