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REALaxe



This just reeks of more government overreach. First our IDs, now our axes? Where will it end? Also, I know it's been a bit. I've been climbing Mt. Everest, or maybe just scratching my ass....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 16, 2025



Reality TV is BACK!



Coming this fall, to FOX television: what happens when you put 10 horny strangers on an island full of booze and drugs? Well, exactly what you'd expect, but this time, the catch is that one of them se...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 20, 2020



Corporate History: Kellogg's



In a fit of curiosity, I decided to look into the history of the company responsible for making breakfast what it is today. Namely, a bland, hurried affair....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 31, 2018



A Well-Balanced Breakfast



Is your morning meal getting boring? Are you tired of the same old thing, over and over again? Well, the Cap'n™ has just the thing! It's positively crawling with flavor and goodness that's very much...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 08, 2018



Milk is many things



Breakfast cereal. A seemingly simple concoction of dried grains, splashed with milk. But the milk, she changes. What happens when you add milk to cereal? It transforms, but into what?...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 29, 2017



Punishment Cereal



Are your kids acting up? Do you need to show them the deal and lay down the law? Are you opposed to savage beatings, and think washing their mouths out with soap is too old-fashioned? Well, do I have ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 24, 2016



Cream of what?



Ever want a nice breakfast of some kind of hot mush, but you, just don't care what? Do I have the thing for you!

It's CREAM OF WHAT? The breakfast that challenges you to guess what it is, aside fro...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 25, 2015



More Oats N' Shit



A long, long time ago, I made a graphic about an oat cereal. But it was tiny, and looked like shit. This is the revised concept for 2016.

Yum!...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 18, 2015



Reality TV is BACK!



This new show is an attempt at reviving the dying "dating reality show" genre, by upping the stakes and breaking new ground. Instead of putting up with finicky, spoiled humans, the selected bachelors ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 18, 2015



Waffle House Bathroom TV



You know, I used to think I hated reality TV, but sometimes they formulate just the right concept to give everyone what they really want to see. What they want to see is humanity at its worst.

I re...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 04, 2015



Oats n' Shit



I remember back in my day, we had wholesomeness in our breakfast cereals. But it wasn't just wholesomeness, no no. There was a lot of other shit, too.

That's why I like "Oats n' Shit" these days.
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Posted: Nov. 12, 2014



John and Kate Plus Hate



From the bowels of TLC's strategy department, comes this touching reality show about a half-wited guy, and a woman with a haircut that looks like a botched circumcision, who have collectively decided ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 25, 2013









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