Quote of the moment:
This site is like that movie "Timecop," except with a lot less Van Damme, and microscopically more sense-make.

Ever want a nice breakfast of some kind of hot mush, but you, just don't care what? Do I have the thing for you!
It's CREAM OF WHAT? The breakfast that challenges you to guess what it is, aside from a cream of something.
Ask for it by name!