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Pick up the phoooone!


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I always wanted to put together a phone sex ad, just like all the other retarded phone sex ads out there, but instead of a "sexy girl" or a "hot stud," it'd be for a horse. I would loop some barnyard ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 05, 2013



Memetics exercise.


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I usually don't dip in the the field of making my own variants on already existing internet memes, but I liked the "berks girl." I also like Onyx, and their 1992 summer jam "Black Vagina Finda," and s... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 19, 2012



Color me Vladd


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Imagine a world where vampires were real, and in the early 90s, they formed an R&B group, featuring the hit single "I Want To Suck You Up."... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 20, 2012



MC Hammer fights crime


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As part of his court-ordered community service, there was a brief period of time in which MC Hammer was posted up in Sasquatch country, guarding bikes all day. He did a pretty good job, and soon enoug... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 03, 2012



Reading Time!


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Now, while I didn't "create" this, per se, I did take a photograph someone took of a poster found in an elementary school library and digitally removed all the wrinkles in the paper(as best I could) a... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 02, 2012



Pilsner Urkel


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Everyone remember back in the mid-90s, when "Family Matters" was the king of ABC's "TGIF" block of sitcoms.
Well, a lot of people probably also recall that the character of Steve Urkel quickly upstag... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 09, 2012



I want to... huh?


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We all have different things we believe in. I believe in pie. That is to say, I want to.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 06, 2012



Halo-halo explained


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So, in the Philippines, there's a dessert dish called halo-halo. It's supposed to be a collection of otherwise unrelated sweet things, which are supposed to all go together well.

I found this pictu... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 24, 2012



Deuce Buggalo!


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This is the story of Deuce Buggalo, a normal guy with a normal job who ended up racking up a massive debt through no fault of his own.

When one of his customers claims that fans of Insane Clown Pos... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 03, 2012



Kony's Kidz


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Oh, that rascal Joe Kony and his army of children. Our good friends over at One-Hour Pharmacy decided to sponsor a charity campaign in order to help out those little scamps and keep them out of harm's... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 26, 2012



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