Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
As part of his court-ordered community service, there was a brief period of time in which MC Hammer was posted up in Sasquatch country, guarding bikes all day. He did a pretty good job, and soon enough, they saw fit to clear his record of the awful crime of smuggling parachute pants inside his parachute pants.