Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
Oh, that rascal Joe Kony and his army of children. Our good friends over at One-Hour Pharmacy decided to sponsor a charity campaign in order to help out those little scamps and keep them out of harm's way.
Won't you donate, and help a child soldier today?