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And now a message intended for the people out there who might be inclined to forget certain things in the heat of the moment. Paid for by the good people at the United States Oral Council and approved... (Click to see more)

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So, in the legendary song "Boyz N The Hood," it is mentioned that someone was killed in a ghetto fashion, and that this killing made the front page of the Los Angeles times. I decided to carefully sif... (Click to see more)

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Sometimes you make a mistake, and desperately need to buy yourself some 'mergency contraceptives... but sometimes you blew all your money on Boone's Farm wine to get yourself into mistake mode in the ... (Click to see more)

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I have a pet theory that all the nasty, super bitter India Pale Ales coming from micro/craft breweries are the result of a secret wager between them all, with the goal being to see who can make the mo... (Click to see more)

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Oh yeah! Living that thug life above the arctic circle. Jackin' pinnipeds, spearin' whales, clubbin' seals, beatin' up... snow prostitutes?
Either way, it's one hell of an experience, and the critics... (Click to see more)

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Ever wonder what the key parts of your average pig are? Well, through research and science, I managed to chart the components of the average domestic pig, in convenient easy-to-see format.

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Buttsex hero! No, it's not a video game with a funny controller, but instead is a big-budget Hollywood production about a simple country boy who moves to Los Angeles to live out his dream of being an ... (Click to see more)

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Yeah, there are rape whistles out there, but they don't really get the job done if you're in a place with way too much noise, or way too much rape.

That's why we have the Rape Trombone, for when y... (Click to see more)

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So the total nutball "health" zealot known as the "Food Babe" has struck a blow against the time-tested indulgence known as Girl Scout cookies, filling the internet with deceit and paranoid delusions.... (Click to see more)

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It's MLKing Day. And while you enjoy yourself a nice tall, cool glass, you should consider watching this classic film about when the struggle for civil rights got serious and mothafuckas had to get bl... (Click to see more)