Quote of the moment:
Don't trust anyone who is capable of pounding straight maple syrup.
So the total nutball "health" zealot known as the "Food Babe" has struck a blow against the time-tested indulgence known as Girl Scout cookies, filling the internet with deceit and paranoid delusions. Well, fortunately for you good people, I made my own independent investigation, because power to the people and shit. Here are the results.