Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
I have a pet theory that all the nasty, super bitter India Pale Ales coming from micro/craft breweries are the result of a secret wager between them all, with the goal being to see who can make the most undrinkable swill and still have hipsters overpay for it and pretend it's good.