Quote of the moment:
These are like the X-Files, but with fewer UFOs, and more discussion of the government suppression of the Electric Pornograph.
Yeah, there are rape whistles out there, but they don't really get the job done if you're in a place with way too much noise, or way too much rape.
That's why we have the Rape Trombone, for when you're on a Dixieland Booze Cruise and people look like they're packin' roofies.