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Poli-ticks!


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A military genetics program is being displayed before congress, but then all hell breaks loose, and now both the House and the Senate are fighting for their lives. Nobody can abstain when faced with t... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 30, 2016



The Hipstore!


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Good news, lovers of thrift store fashions. Now you can pick that vintage goodness "off the vine," so to speak. Claim first dibs before the clothes you seek even have a chance to hit the rack. Don't b... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 29, 2016



Punishment Cereal


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Are your kids acting up? Do you need to show them the deal and lay down the law? Are you opposed to savage beatings, and think washing their mouths out with soap is too old-fashioned? Well, do I have ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 24, 2016



The Legend of...


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Action movies will never be the same, not after this thrill-a-minute rollercoaster ride featuring a man who is half Bob... and also half Robert. It has adventure, intrigue, romance, mystery, and like ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 22, 2016



Tim Burton's Latest


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New from Tim Burton, a story about a weird, morbid, eccentric guy, who is actually just misunderstood and quite likable. This guy has to win the hearts and minds of people who don;t trust him at first... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 21, 2016



Pokémon Go? Hell no.


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Well, Pokémon GO is all the rage these days. It's supposedly revolutionary because it gets people up and active, interacting with video game elements in reality. That's all well and good, but I'm not... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 14, 2016



Inspectah Deck Got a Show


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Yeah, I know. I just did a rap-related thing yesterday. Don't care. This new show is going to be the ultimate in reality TV, and will change how we look at building code violations.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 13, 2016



Truth: found


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I drove by this billboard the other day, and something was odd about it. So, I took a picture, and then went home to do some detective work. The truth is out there, and I found it. I should try out fo... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 12, 2016



The FleshChop™


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Have you ever wanted to fuck something and chop vegetables at the same time? Now presenting the FleshChop™ - the world's most satisfying kitchen aid.

Chop, dice, and mince effortlessly while furi... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 11, 2016



Organic Yogurt, yum?


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Organic yogurt. It's nature's goodness in a creamy, spoonable format. Well, sometimes nature's goodness just... isn't so good. 2016 was a year for taking bold chances on new and inspiring yogurt flavo... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 26, 2016



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