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Corn Hubs®

An associate of mine started making wraps with popcorn and cheese. A dubious concept, for sure, but even the oddest idea needs marketing. Also, I'm not all that sure this is really a bad idea...(Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 26, 2016

Have a glass of...

'Tis the season to celebrate. I suggest pouring yourself a nice, tall glass of this stuff while you're watching all the movies they marathon on MLKing Day....(Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 15, 2016

Sour Snatch Kids?

I don't exactly know why I made this, but I did.
Sour Snatch Kids. Name says it all, I suppose....(Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 30, 2013

Sex Toy Contest

So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy.
This was my design.

I made it usable by both sexes, and with a ghost-themed design, to capture the fetish market.

If I win, then they'll make m...(Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 21, 2013

Lice: For Her!

When you really want to show her you care, nothing says lovin' like a gift-wrapped box of Lice: For Her!

Available wherever finer parasites and lesser vermin are sold....(Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 13, 2013

Meat Tarts

Sometimes, you want the flavor of melt-in-your-mouth steak, but don't have the time to go to the steakatorium.
Well, that's where my new Meat Tarts™ come in!

Just pop 'em in the toaster, and in ...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 07, 2013

Emancipate your thirst

When you've got a thirst that makes you feel like you've been working for free for someone else for years, pick up a jug of the great Thirst Emancipator!

With electro-lytes, and all manner of other...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 30, 2013

Martin Luther King Day!

Happy birthday to Martin Luther King, Junior.

We enjoy seeing the realization of your dream as a reality today! Your small wads of delicious mint filling, surrounded by a rich coating of dark choc...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 16, 2012

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