Quote of the moment:
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless you're in France. Then it gets... weird.
An associate of mine started making wraps with popcorn and cheese. A dubious concept, for sure, but even the oddest idea needs marketing. Also, I'm not all that sure this is really a bad idea...(Click to see more)
'Tis the season to celebrate. I suggest pouring yourself a nice, tall glass of this stuff while you're watching all the movies they marathon on MLKing Day....(Click to see more)
I don't exactly know why I made this, but I did.
Sour Snatch Kids. Name says it all, I suppose....(Click to see more)
So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy.
This was my design.
I made it usable by both sexes, and with a ghost-themed design, to capture the fetish market.
If I win, then they'll make m...(Click to see more)
When you really want to show her you care, nothing says lovin' like a gift-wrapped box of Lice: For Her!
Available wherever finer parasites and lesser vermin are sold....(Click to see more)
Sometimes, you want the flavor of melt-in-your-mouth steak, but don't have the time to go to the steakatorium.
Well, that's where my new Meat Tarts™ come in!
Just pop 'em in the toaster, and in ...(Click to see more)
When you've got a thirst that makes you feel like you've been working for free for someone else for years, pick up a jug of the great Thirst Emancipator!
With electro-lytes, and all manner of other...(Click to see more)
Happy birthday to Martin Luther King, Junior.
We enjoy seeing the realization of your dream as a reality today! Your small wads of delicious mint filling, surrounded by a rich coating of dark choc...(Click to see more)