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Emancipate your thirst

When you've got a thirst that makes you feel like you've been working for free for someone else for years, pick up a jug of the great Thirst Emancipator!

With electro-lytes, and all manner of other hydrating nourishments, Abe Lincoln Sporting Beverage has exactly what you need for toil, recreation, or both!

Pick some up today, and let it drive a golden spike into the heart of your thirst.

Posted: May. 30, 2013

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