Quote of the moment:
Jumpin' Gee-Horsey Farts!
Sometimes, you want the flavor of melt-in-your-mouth steak, but don't have the time to go to the steakatorium.
Well, that's where my new Meat Tarts™ come in!
Just pop 'em in the toaster, and in minutes, you have chewy, steaky goodness in the palm of your hand. Perfect for today's active lifestyles.