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Meat Tarts

Sometimes, you want the flavor of melt-in-your-mouth steak, but don't have the time to go to the steakatorium.
Well, that's where my new Meat Tarts™ come in!

Just pop 'em in the toaster, and in minutes, you have chewy, steaky goodness in the palm of your hand. Perfect for today's active lifestyles.

Posted: Jun. 07, 2013

Tags: meat, fake product

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