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Setting Expectations Early



Sometimes, everyone has a bad day. It's the job of parents everywhere to let kids know that nothing's ever so bad that it couldn't possibly be worse. Thus, we turn to the old standards that we all rea...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 02, 2021



Gift Ideas



Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is g...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 23, 2017



Super effective...



We all know someone like this. Fresh out of jail, or out of a terrible relationship, or a long stretch of something bad. Has a new boyfriend who wears stained wifebeaters year-round, calls her affecti...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 29, 2017



Shady Daycares



Child raising has many trials and tribulations. What do you feed them so they're the most healthy? How much Dora the Explorer is safe for any one creature, and is what she's exploring safe for childre...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 27, 2017



Keep Them Safe



Keep your loved ones safe from harm with this series of patent-pending restraints. So many tragedies happen every day as a result of children moving around, so do your part to prevent that with this f...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 05, 2017



Cartoon Life Lessons



Ah, cartoons. Be they the AM or afternoon kind, we all enjoyed watching them when we were young, sucking in every frame with delight, or sometimes mild apathy. Well, most all of them tried to teach le...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 14, 2017



Nostalgia



Just made this for the people who indulge in pointless nostalgia on social media. Hint: I don't like people who do that....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 21, 2016



Little Golden Books



We all remember those Little Golden Books, right? Well, guess who decided to write one? I think my first submission will be well-received by the publishing house, and I will be able to continue to tea...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 30, 2015



The Little Engine...



Children's books should tackle more complicated subjects. They shouldn't just be empty collections of platitudes and lessons in being yourself. News flash: being yourself gets you nowhere!

So, natu...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 26, 2015



Only 90s kids get this.



Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s.

Let me tell you, I got awful sick of th...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 11, 2013



Childhood #2



Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s.

Let me tell you, I got awful sick of th...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 11, 2013



Childhood #3



Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s.

Let me tell you, I got awful sick of th...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 11, 2013



Childhood #4



Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s.

Let me tell you, I got awful sick of th...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 11, 2013



Childhood #5



Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s.

Let me tell you, I got awful sick of th...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 11, 2013



GALLERY: Did you have a childhood?



Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s. I did my own take. Click here to see it....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 11, 2013









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