Quote of the moment:
I've got the hurgus, if you have the burgus.

Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is going to grow up to be a total piece of shit, so you hate them too?
Well, do I ever have the gift combo idea for you!