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A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless you're in France. Then it gets... weird.

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Super effective...

We all know someone like this. Fresh out of jail, or out of a terrible relationship, or a long stretch of something bad. Has a new boyfriend who wears stained wifebeaters year-round, calls her affectionate pet names but will fuck anything as soon as she's not looking, with whom she is "totally in love." Decides to fill the void in her being by squirting out a child. That kind of person.

Posted: Nov. 29, 2017

Tags: child, girl, depressed, bad idea, baby, existential dread

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