Quote of the moment:
Thanks to a spam email, I know how a kidney bean works.
Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s.
Let me tell you, I got awful sick of that shit, so I made my own series, and it covers the less idyllic, but more realistic things that comprise the average childhood.
This is number four in a short series.