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Baby shower etiquette

Ever been invited to a baby shower? Ever been monumentally bored by the event? Would you like to learn time-tested, professional methods to not only get removed from a baby shower, but to in all likel...(Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 12, 2021

Missing My Baby

Our test phrase is "missing my baby," and it is being run through various musical genres. Watch and learn....(Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 16, 2021

Another Bestseller!

In this month's SauceTown Magazine, there's a review of this wonderful book, which contains all sorts of tips, tricks, and secrets with regard to avoiding baby showers....(Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 15, 2019

Super effective...

We all know someone like this. Fresh out of jail, or out of a terrible relationship, or a long stretch of something bad. Has a new boyfriend who wears stained wifebeaters year-round, calls her affecti...(Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 29, 2017

Jersey Prom Night...

It's happening more and more frequently, so it's time for an educational toy to teach kids all about that magical time in a young woman's life when she gives birth in a bathroom stall and mummifies a...(Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 29, 2017

Baby on... what now?

So, I've come up with a brand new line of placards to put on your car, to let people know that you have, uh, special needs children in there....(Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 18, 2015

Proverb #5

It's true. Problems only grow if you let them. However, sometimes some old-school advice can get those problems solved. Try it, won't you?...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 24, 2015

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