Quote of the moment:
Read Marcus Aurelius - of each thing, ask: what is it, in and of itself? Will it remove kebab?
It's happening more and more frequently, so it's time for an educational toy to teach kids all about that magical time in a young woman's life when she gives birth in a bathroom stall and mummifies an infant in plastic wrap so she can resume partying. In other words, the famous "Jersey Baby" - but don't worry, it works in other states, too!
Tags: prom, dumpster, baby, plastic mummy