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Jersey Prom Night...

It's happening more and more frequently, so it's time for an educational toy to teach kids all about that magical time in a young woman's life when she gives birth in a bathroom stall and mummifies an infant in plastic wrap so she can resume partying. In other words, the famous "Jersey Baby" - but don't worry, it works in other states, too!

Posted: Mar. 29, 2017

Tags: prom, dumpster, baby, plastic mummy

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