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In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
So, I was pitching scripts to TV studios the other day, and I wanted to capitalize on the recent trend of "ghost hunting" shows, like "Ghost Hunters," "Ghost Adventure," "Ghost Mine," and "Ghost Blowj... (Click to see more)
A little girl wants nothing else but a caring fatherly figure around for the holidays. She thought she didn't care who, until Adolf Hitler showed up to spend some quality time.
Watch their initiall... (Click to see more)
Let me tell you something about this elephant.
This fucking elephant right here, is a motherfucker.
This elephant lives in a zoo in the US state of Oregon. His fucking name is "Packy" (get it!) an... (Click to see more)
Towards the end of his days, Jim Varney, who portrays the titular Ernest, made a lot of direct-to-video sequels.
This being the final one, before he died, and presumably did indeed go to some manner ... (Click to see more)
So, I was in a phase of doing odd things with pop-culture figures, and so I decided to utilize all the worst from the fast-food industry. The Burger King was already creepy, so I guess he's just telli... (Click to see more)
Another in a series of oddities featuring fast-food characters doing things that, while not entirely unexpected, aren't featured prominently in the commercials and media.... (Click to see more)
Another in my series of fast-food character... things.
I call this the "Grimaceopod," because it just seems apt.
No, I don't know why. I don't think I owe you all any explanations, especially when... (Click to see more)
Here's another fast-food character thing.
I have no more explanations for this, than the Grimace one. You're just going to have to learn to live with that.
I call this piece "Serial Robbla."
I ... (Click to see more)
I, uh, got into a brief period where I experimented with some pop-culture stuff. This is the Shaq mosaic, prominently featuring underpants from the movie "Kazaam," and a large quantity of meat.... (Click to see more)
What if one of Batman's oldest foes was a little less Machiavellian, and a lot more... well, obnoxious.
The use of Jim Carrey in this graphic is meant to emphasize that factor.... (Click to see more)