(Click to see full-size)

In 2014, there was a war going on in my kitchen. Thousands would fight, thousands would die. What can one man do against such reckless hunger?

Well, the Great Ant Struggle was eventually resolved b... (Click to see more)

(Click to see full-size)

From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper... (Click to see more)

(Click to see full-size)

Grievously wronged by an evil pudding company, one sweater-wearing ninja takes on entire armies, and skilled assassins, just to get his chocolatey-sweet revenge. Coming this summer to a theater near y... (Click to see more)

(Click to see full-size)

This winter, four friends discover an abandoned bratwurst museum behind a popular shopping mall, and end up being forced to somehow eat a full serving of sausage with some kind of crazy bullshit locke... (Click to see more)

(Click to see full-size)

Bumper sticker analysis: THE REVENGE!
Part 2 of until people stop pissing me off.
Part 1 can be found here, in case you missed it.... (Click to see more)

(Click to see full-size)

When good drinks go bad.
Spending time on the beach with your favorite cocktail seemed like a good idea for five eager friends, but when they start dying in festive, tropical ways, the race is on to ... (Click to see more)

(Click to see full-size)

Yes, I keep telling myself I'll stop making loops, but sometimes it's necessary, damnit!

In this particular case, I feel the world might need a clip espousing the glory of a quantity of booty. Ther... (Click to see more)

(Click to see full-size)

So, you're busy, and always on the go, but you love to be up on the latest social justice trends on Tumblr.

Just one problem: there are SO MANY to keep track of that it would take all day to find e... (Click to see more)

(Click to see full-size)

Picked up this game for the Xbone today. Gonna see if it lives up to all the hype I've been hearing.

I'm eager to challenge all my friends in "T for Two" party game mode, and join the millions of p... (Click to see more)

(Click to see full-size)

You might have seen this on the news, if you're into trashy celebrity shit from TMZ. However, their version doesn't tell the whole story.

I have managed to recover the audio using a proprietary tec... (Click to see more)