Quote of the moment:
I'm a philosopher. That means I'm full of shit, like all the other philosophers.
You might have seen this on the news, if you're into trashy celebrity shit from TMZ. However, their version doesn't tell the whole story.
I have managed to recover the audio using a proprietary technique, and it turns out that a lot was being said, but the bodyguard guy was the voice of reason and stopped Jay-Zee from getting kicked too many times by Beyonce's sister, whom he had prior called a "ho."
Tags: jay-z, fight, beyonce, beyonce's sister, video