Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
In 2014, there was a war going on in my kitchen. Thousands would fight, thousands would die. What can one man do against such reckless hunger?
Well, the Great Ant Struggle was eventually resolved by use of chemical warfare, so I'm submitting it to Wikipedia.
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