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A group of friends go fishing in the woods, and encounter the legendary King of Pop, brought back to life by a genie, or a dying child's wish, or Robin Williams or something.

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So, I was thinking of how fugly Crocs (the shoe) are, and what could be done to mitigate the trauma resulting from seeing them worn in public places.

I had kind of a "eureka" moment, and thus, the ... (Click to see more)

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Yeah, everyone's read one of these, be it voluntarily, or incidentally at a dentist's office or at the hairsmith. I swear, every issue has something about thumbing buttholes. I'm not sure who the peop... (Click to see more)

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Now this, THIS is what I call revolutionary television programming. I'm gonna be riveted to my seat all season.... (Click to see more)

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Here are my bumper sticker ideas.

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Comment/like to VOTE for which gets printed.

The one with the most over the next few weeks will be printed and PUT UP FOR SALE... (Click to see more)

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So, apparently this upcoming movie has everyone super stoked. It's apparently about a rapper from New York who grew up on the mean streets before finding his true love: bondage play.

It's truly hea... (Click to see more)

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You ever been at a secondhand or thrift store, and are wondering about the viability of the items available for purchase?

Well, I've made a handy-dandy chart to let you know perhaps some of the ups... (Click to see more)

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Presenting the latest in cutting-edge anti-personnel weaponry. The B-33 is the latest in Wombtech Defense Research's line of insect-related war implements.

The B-33 is suitable to any number of env... (Click to see more)

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We all know that this particular foodstuff was invented specifically to provide entertainment for your gastro-intestinal tract.

Not just any entertainment, it's a damn THRILL RIDE for your shit chu... (Click to see more)

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This Martin Luther King Jr. day, see the carnage as a giant ape rampages through an unsuspecting, defenseless city. The townsfolk can think of no hope, outside of one man. A man with a dream... and a ... (Click to see more)