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B-33 Weapon System



Presenting the latest in cutting-edge anti-personnel weaponry. The B-33 is the latest in Wombtech Defense Research's line of insect-related war implements.

The B-33 is suitable to any number of environments, from dense jungle, to arid kindergarten classrooms, and performs consistently regardless of any weather conditions (except wind and rain) and is easy to operate by individuals of any size or skill level.

Think this kind of tech is available only to government/military? WRONG! The B-33 works great for putting down civil disturbance, so we'll sell them to police departments with bloated budgets, for use as riot control!

Don't delay, call today, and own the world's finest bee-related weapon system!

Posted: Feb. 03, 2015



Tags: bees, nicolas cage, weapon, defense









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