VOTE, SUCKA!

VOTE, SUCKA!

So, we're LIVE now. In celebration of this fact, I'm having a little democratic competition.

These bumper stickers, of which there are now 41, well, they can't stay all-digital forever, so here's what we're going to do.

In a couple weeks, I'm going to tally up how many comments and likes each one has, here on this site, and the one with the most comments and likes will be printed as a FULL-SIZE BUMPER STICKER that you can put on your car, refrigerator, horse, ATV, or hated neighbor's car.

HOW TO VOTE:

Only likes/comments ON THE STICKER PAGES ON THIS SITE will be counted, because I can't accurately count ones on social media, due to privacy settings, etc.

That means if you want your favorite to be printed, use the "share" links on each sticker's page, to share it with your friends and get more votes.

Now that you know what's up: vote, bitches. Click on the picture, text or comment link below to get started!

I Horse Horsing

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
Here's #1.


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Honor Goiter

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
Here's #2.


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ALL the cool kids...

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This be the numba three.

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Love thy country?

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is number 4, you patriotic sister-haters.

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Don't steal!

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #5.
Watch out for that government!

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Peeing

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #6.
This one speaks to me, personally.

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Voters, man...

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #7.

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Honk, honk!

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #8.

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Hip Hop Kama Sutra, dogg

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #9, and no I was not high when I came up with it.

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Tex Cucumbra

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #10, originally slated to be the last, but I kept on making these...

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Einstein was wise

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #11, and was created mostly because I wanted to see Einstein juxtaposed against the word "scab."

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My other Elton John...

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #12, and no, I don't know why.


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Hands off the 'piece!

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #13, for the record.

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Those uncouth deities

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #14.

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Feed us a fetus*

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #15.


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<i>*Nod to the Dayglo Abortions</i>

Right in the pelvis

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #16.

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We can do it?

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #17.

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Bad cop

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #18.

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Ok, we got #19 here, in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
It happens to us all, but I dunno if a sticker's necessary.

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Sagan was a wise fellow

Ok, here's #20 in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
Carl Sagan; The Sag.


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It burns!

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#21 - and oh, there's truth there.

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Hokus Pokus

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#22 - and I've always wondered about this, what with all the putting things here and there with such force...


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Rapture Man

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#23 - And I'll be damned if it's not what I'll be doing during pretty much any deity-based crisis.

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I have faults

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#24 - and I'm glad this one's true for me.

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Guardian angel

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#25 - seems like something you'd see on someone's grandma's car.

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Kids NEED things

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#26 - I stand by it!

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Support wild fisheries

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#27 - Inspired by an actual sticker I saw on some shitbag's car.


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Not all who wander...

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#28 - Perhaps they're merely lost?


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Don't panic!

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#29 - It is important to buy this from local, organic sources.


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Can you read?

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#30 - With a vengeance.

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The Chief knows

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #31.
The wisdom of those close to the land.

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Gotta go, gotta go right now

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #32.
Goddamn honor students, always fucking up.

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Those zany dentists

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #33.
Dentists, they certainly do it like that.

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As long as it's grumpy

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #34.
What do YOU brake for?

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Hey, mon...

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #35.
Reggae, man. It's the message, not the music.

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Important safety tip

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #36.
Pay up, in tacos.

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9/11 was...

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #37.
Conspiracy? You decide!

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Jus' milkin' it

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #38.
I'm packin' teat.

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Give 'em a chance

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #39.
A quote from my faovrite Beetule.

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Save a cow

I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #40. Cows need saving.

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