Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
We all know that this particular foodstuff was invented specifically to provide entertainment for your gastro-intestinal tract.
Not just any entertainment, it's a damn THRILL RIDE for your shit chute. If your colon could scream in exhilaration, it would.
Buy some creamed corn today, and make your intestines feel like a kid again.
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