Quote of the moment:
Don't trust anyone who is capable of pounding straight maple syrup.

We all know that this particular foodstuff was invented specifically to provide entertainment for your gastro-intestinal tract.
Not just any entertainment, it's a damn THRILL RIDE for your shit chute. If your colon could scream in exhilaration, it would.
Buy some creamed corn today, and make your intestines feel like a kid again.
Tags: creamed corn, corn, food