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Ever want a nice breakfast of some kind of hot mush, but you, just don't care what? Do I have the thing for you!

It's CREAM OF WHAT? The breakfast that challenges you to guess what it is, aside fro... (Click to see more)

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A long, long time ago, I made a graphic about an oat cereal. But it was tiny, and looked like shit. This is the revised concept for 2016.

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...Merry Yeezmas!

That's right, Yeezy done it again, casting himself as everyone's favorite seasonal martyr.

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Sometimes, a person has to relieve themselves on the quick-fast. But how? Well, introducing the Crap Vac® TURBO TOILET! Thanks to the world's most powerful engine of rectal sucking, you can defecate ... (Click to see more)

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Did you ever suspect that maybe the pop song you heard on the radio a minute ago might have been influenced by HITLER?! Well, now I have a simple test to see if your favorite songs might be the produc... (Click to see more)

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Picked this up today. Those old songs really come alive when Tech re-imagines them.
I particularly liked "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fistmas!"... (Click to see more)

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We're all familiar with those people who adore their pets to the point of put an "I _______" sticker on the back of their car. But what if you're just... sorta okay with pet ownership?

Well, I hav... (Click to see more)

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Oh, boy. I like comic books. I think most people under 50 do. But sometimes, there's just a thing about the new entrants into the comic book superhero world that aren't well thought-out.

I think th... (Click to see more)

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We all remember those Little Golden Books, right? Well, guess who decided to write one? I think my first submission will be well-received by the publishing house, and I will be able to continue to tea... (Click to see more)

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It's that time of year again. The time when shopping becomes a life-or-death competitive struggle, with varying results. Thrill and chill as your fellow man become ravenous beasts, hungry for merchand... (Click to see more)